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Cena on The Simpsons

By Scott Keith on 27 September 2024


Hold on, let’s check with ChatGPT. 
**Skinner:** “So, what do you think of my steamed hams?” 
 **Meltzer:** “Well, I’d rate this a solid three and a half stars. The presentation is decent, but I’m not convinced about the quality of the meat. Any chance it’s from a reputable source?” 
 **Skinner:** “Uh, it's all sourced locally—er, from the Krusty Burger.” 
 **Meltzer:** “Krusty Burger? That’s a big red flag. But I do appreciate the effort. The whole 'local' angle gives it some charm.” 
 **Skinner:** “Exactly! Charm! And it pairs well with the setting—very atmospheric!”
 
**Meltzer:** “True, but it lacks the emotional storytelling that really elevates a meal. This could have been a classic.” 
 **Skinner:** “Next time, I’ll make sure to give it more backstory!” 
 **Meltzer:** “Please do! And maybe consider a better main event.” 

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