Let’s Play Chucky T

Scott,

Sonic here. Mears and I got high simultaneously the other night and decided to play Chuck Taylor over Messenger. Here’s a selection of our best names.

By sharing these, we fully expect to get completely roasted by the blog. We intend to keep our day jobs. We also expect this to be much better than a Jesse Baker email.

Maybe, just maybe, someone will find these funny, and admit to it.

Thanks.

Mike “The Quarterback” Lineman

Harvey Ballslanger

Bruvver Love

Marty McFart

“Daddy’s Boy” Bobby Orphan

“The Wednesday Assassin” Rick Tuesday

Stanley C-U-P

“Repleat with Peat” Pete Repeat

Luka Dongkick

Fallen “Christopher Daniels” Angel

“Director Deposit” Dave Paycheck

Liquid Ice Iverson

Mayor McCheezits

“Big Kid” Nick Kidd

“Pastry Killer” Chris Beignet

Alan Fissure

Kazuchika O. Godwinn

Stan Stan the Wrestling Man

“Who Was That” Adam Cage

Jesse “Sally” Raphael

Trivia Tom

Rock Hard Hudson

Roderick “Rick” Broderick

Commando Joe

Vincent K. Meltzer

“The Man Wirh No Arms, Legs, or Head” Lee Torso

Moist Malone

“West Coast” Kelly Fornia

El Hijo de Luke Perry