All Out 2023=Bash At the Beach 2000 redux?
By Scott Keith on August 8, 2023
So if FTR/Young Bucks 3 does happen at All Out and if the rumors are true that Young Bucks demanded an immediate tag title run/beating FTR in the rubber match (while still being ****s to both Dax/Cash and Punk, refusing to work an angle with them and banishing Punk to Collision like he's John Snow at the Wall), does that lead the way to Tony the Snowman getting humiliated and his company further screwed over in so far as the consequences of not telling the Elite to fuck off and die hitting him mere weeks after making the decision not to cut bait with these fuckers?
Because I can imagine the following thing happening:
FTR comes to the ring for their match against the Bucks and pulling a Jeff Jarrett, laying down in the ring in protest and pretty much humiliating the Bucks by denying them any sort of glory in their baby tantrum demand to beat FTR/take their belts just because they can. After the Bucks do pin FTR, FTR storm off and leave the arena.
Cue a couple of segments later, Punk storms the ring ala Vince Russo and basically BURIES the Bucks, Omega, and Page by name and exposes the truth behind what happened in the FTR/Bucks match, the general prima donna vindictiveness of the Bucks/Page/Omega, how they tried to murder him, how they got his best friend fired (and then tried to get him fired again/forced Tony to make him work at home), how they basically refused his offer to settle things like men (while at the same time, demanding FTR be debased and humiliated for their amusement) ,and how they spent a year blood libeling Punk/FTR to Meltzer and Alvarez and are already on the phone right now giving Meltzer and Alvarez the spin to make themselves look like the victim. At which point, Punk tells the Wembley crowd he can't, in good conscience compete against Samoa Joe tonight because of his cokehead boss pulling a Leslie Howard and taking back his gagggle of Mildred Rogers to ruin the company Punk and others are trying to keep going and make profitable, and then walks off and leaves the arena and Tony in protest.
Tony gets a huge black eye, his moment of triumph turned into the biggest embarrassment and failure of his life, and waiting for his at the hotel room, Discovery on the phone demanding he “fix things” since they don't give a damn about Twinkle Toes and the Hardly Boys and Punk is the star and at this point, if he doesn't bring the Elite to kneel IMMEDIATELY, then there won't be any TV time for AEW PERIOD.
Jesse Baker ladies and gents.
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