Rants

5 wrestlers you want on your side

By Scott Keith on February 15, 2023


You're in a dark alley & a gang of miscreants is coming towards you. Which 5 wrestlers in history would you want backing you up?

Kevin Nash, because he looks intimidating but would probably be able to talk his way out of it. Ted Dibiase, because there's a good chance he could bribe one of them to turn on the gang and turn them into police. Glacier, because he comes equipped with his own light show to brighten up the alley. Jeff Jarrett, because you think he's going to do a job to 7 or 8 guys at the same time but he'll somehow come out as NWA World champion. And Taz, to call the action and shame them with “Hooligan Jones over there” and inside jokes.

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