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WWE gimmicks in this current climate

By Scott Keith on November 24, 2021


The “who would get released?” topic got me thinking of another one. What would different wrestlers' gimmicks be in this environment?

Y2J – He's a man stuck in the year 2000. Like, he literally thinks it's 2000 always. Funny shit, PAL.

Rocky Maivia – Still Rocky Maivia. Always. Because the fans don't know what they want.

SCSA – Chilly McFreeze or the Ice Dagger. Comes out in Eskimo Gear.

Chris Benoit – The Rabid Wolverine uncontrollably foams at the mouth. It's a serious source of embarrassment.

The Undertaker – ….honestly, nothing changes. But in this timeline, Mark Callaway can't manage to get the stupid shit over.
The Y2J one reminds me of South Park with the frozen man.

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