The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread

Happy Saturday Night, all. Not for me, though. I’ll be spending all day finally getting my stuff from my old apartment into my new one so I don’t have to sit in a lawn chair and folding table to use the computer or sleep in a blow-up bed. As a result, this is being created Friday night, so sorry if I missed any further critical details about Tommy Dreamer and Ric Flair being animals.

You know what they need to do? Join the Nintendo Fun Club, that’s what. Have YOU?