The Punch-Drunk Saturday Night Thread

I wish I had more to contribute for the opener that doesn’t involve my personal life, but the straight truth is I’m preparing this on my iPad as take yet another road trip to squat at my parents house until my new place is available on Monday. I fell asleep at 9 last night and missed Rampage, and didn’t wake up until 10 this morning.

Careers are hard. Watch wrestling instead. And don’t forget to join the Nintendo Fun Club, Mac.