Friday Night Get-Down: August 13, 2021

TONIGHT! We open with SmackDown as the Tribal Chief looks to humiliate John Cena on the road to SummerSlam! Plus, Sasha Banks and Bianca Belair sign that contract (here’s hoping a stamp is used)! PLUS — Apollo Crews defends the Intercontinental Title against Shinsuke Nakamura!

And then…

WE’RE ON A RAMPAGE!

That’s right, it’s the debut of AEW’s third major hour (as opposed to the 47 minor hours per week I recap)! Miro murders Fuego Del Sol! Britt Baker is treated like a face despite being a heel! The Impact Title is on the line!

Congratulations to Johnny and Candace.

Hey Tommy, if you need me to cover for you for Rampage, just let me know!

Anyway, here it is — your moment of Zen:

All right, gentlemen, we’ve been over the rules in the back. I want you to obey the mods’ instructions at all times. I expect a good clean thread. Now — touch gloves, go to your keyboards, and come out posting!

ENJOY THE WEEKEND!