Rants

The hot takes that actually matter in this world

By Scott Keith on June 24, 2021



Yes, it's an TMNT email, because if there's one thing wrestling fans also enjoy, it's another thing that peaked in 1987, had brief resurgences here and there, and still has debates today:

1. Raph is the best Turtle…you dare challenge that opinion, I'll strap you down and force you to watch Heroes of Wrestling and the “six sides didn't get you anywhere” Hogan promo back to back for days
2. Both the 2K3 and 2012 shows have good things about them, although I find that while 2K3 didn't really shit the bed until the final two seasons, therefore making them easy to skip, the 2012 series had a habit of having higher highs, but also shitting the bed at less ignorable times(you seriously blow up the earth and then reverse it in the next episode, the closest thing TMNT has done to a Dusty Finish?)
3. When the current IDW comics aren't too muddled by having too many storylines going on at the same time, it might be the best version of TMNT ever made
4. The 1990 movie is…decent. Honestly, I didn't enjoy it too much because I thought the 2012 series did a lot of elements better….although, that version of Casey and April was damn near perfect. Felt like if they existed in the real world, this is exactly how they'd be like.
Never been a big turtle guy, sorry.

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