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Saving the WrestleMania 13! Bringing about Attitude Era Boom A Year Early!!!

By Scott Keith on May 5, 2021



The Ahmed Johnson comes out and issues the ultimatum to The Dead Mang. He's like “yeah you beat the crapping Sid but you haven't face a man like me yet and I beat off THREE guys earlier tonight in a brutal stret fought” Undertaker accepts match on the SPOT.
They go 30 minutes Meltzer gives the full monty. Undertaker wins when Paul Bearer comes out as a member of the nation of domination and Undertaker joins them as the dead zombie white black supremacist! Ahmed takes the mic after bloody loss and chuckles and
says “sheeeit at least I got my mojo back jack!” Suddenly he starts dancing to his own theme music for like five minutes while a bunch of overweight grandma's come out and dance with him in unison while the crowd smiles and laughs and cheers. Ahmed does this
every match now as he target schemes for Nation OF DEAD-DOMINATION.

I find it a little hard to buy that Meltzer would give it the full monty at only 30 minutes.

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