Thursday PRIME TIME Thread: February 18, 2021

“Good evening, wrestling fans, and welcome to Thursday Prime Time.”

“And congratulations to My Man! He’s still got it with the ladies!”

“He does not!”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“Get a clue, Brain! We want to send our congratulations to Lacey Evans and her family as they are expecting an addition soon!”

“Wrap the baby in a robe when it’s born! Let the world know! WOOOOOOOO!”

“WILL YOU STOP!? In addition, we found out the newest member of the Rhodes family will be born a girl.”

“You think they’ll name her Sapphire?”

“Don’t start!”

“And while we’re on the subject of kids, how about Riho?”

“Riho’s a full grown woman, Brain! She beat Serena Deeb to advance in the AEW Women’s Eliminator!”

“C’mon, Monsoon, we all know the reason we didn’t see her was because Dynamite’s on a school night!”

“I’ll have you taken out of here if you keep this up!”

“You don’t have the guts, Ape Man.”

“You wanna push me?”

“C’mon — let’s have some fun. Flair’s having a great week!”

“That’s enough out of you! Folks, in addition, we saw that Kyle O’Reilly had a very rough night on NXT, with many people showing concern that he was headed to a local medical facility, but it turns out it’ll take a lot more than that from Adam Cole to put him out of commission!”

“Well, don’t worry about that. Adam Cole’s one of the best in the world. He’s been the leader of the Undisputed Era, he’s been the leader of Bullet Club USA — Kyle doesn’t know what he’s getting into.”

“O’Reilly has beaten Adam Cole for big gold before, Brain.”

“That was amateur hour. This is the big time!”

“We’ll see about that. Folks, this weekend on iPPV, Bloodsport 5 is set to take place, and just look at the lineup! The new British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith Jr., takes on AEW megastar Jon Moxley! Tom Lawlor steps up against the island beast, Jeff Cobb! New Japan’s Rockey Romero goes one-on-one with the Contra, Simon Grimm!”

“Bloodsport is well named, Monsoon. I’ve seen those shows — it’s not for the faint of heart. I don’t know if we’d be able to do well.”

“Well, if it’s up to me, I’m using my power and my size to make sure the guy doesn’t get a grip on me. What would your strategy be?”

“I’d hire a few guys to use a lead pipe on him in the back.”

“Please! Folks, it’s time to go north of the border for our feature bout — coming to you from Hamilton, Ontario, it’s AEW’s head of the family, Eddie Kingston, taking on the Walking Weapon of Impact, Josh Alexander!”

“WOOOOOOOOOO!”

“Not this again!”

(Bring the insanity.)