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By Scott Keith on October 14, 2020

Man I need some pelt. Reeeally hard up for some gash. But everytime a chick finds out I'm a super wrestling nerd she dries up like the friggin Sahara! What am I supposed to do mang? STOP watching wrestling? Unacceptable. But there's like NO babes who dig our
sport bro. What the hell do I do? I really need some poontang.

You might want to give Joey Ryan a call and ask him for advice.

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