Daily News Update – March 16, 2020

Happy Steve Austin Day!

Of course, not a lot of news going on in wrestling to discuss, for obvious reasons.

DATELINE:  Dana White is determined to look like the biggest douchebag in all of sports at this point, which is no mean feat with the current handling of the Wrestlemania situation on all sides.  It feels like Krusty the Clown broadcasting his show from the old shack on the edge of town in the episode where Sideshow Bob forces a shutoff of all the TV stations.

DATELINE:  Undertaker is on RAW tonight.  I feel like they should probably keep him off the show.

DATELINE:  Paige’s absence from Smackdown was not in fact “travel problems” but rather because she didn’t want to go there.  After the fact the company has issued a statement saying that any other talent that doesn’t feel comfortable with the travel can stay home and won’t get any heat for it.  Given their history, somehow I doubt that.

Stay safe and wash your hands!