WWE Friday Night Party Thread, Episode 24 — LETHAL LOCKDOWN

We made it. Everyone take a breath. Just remember, every day we survive is another day to do good and be good out there. We are all gonna get through this together. I’m rooting for all of you.

SmackDown is still on the air, but everyone is appearing in the WWE’s bunker in Orlando. Jeff Hardy will be making his return to address the thousands of fans he thinks he sees in attendance.

…what, would you rather I make that joke about Paige?

I don’t know what else is gonna happen. I don’t know where we’re going. The wrestlers don’t, the staff doesn’t. Only the voices in Vince’s head know for sure. And he’s too busy hoping WrestleMania gets burned down for the insurance money.

As for me? I’ll be putting together the Ultimate Fantasy Card we had in the day thread. Thanks to Lawrence Talbot and ABoyNamedArt for being primary contributors. And Scott, consider this your warning: we’re sending the card to you to help us book. (Hey, I might post a write-up here in the style of Bayless’ old e-fed. Something to tide us over for the weekend.)

All right, guys, we’ve been over the rules. I expect you to follow the mods’ instructions at all times. No hitting below the belt. I want a good, clean comment thread. Now touch gloves (latex preferably) and enjoy the weekend!