Daily News Update – March 3, 2020

Good morning! Thankfully some Advil and rest has my shoulder feeling slightly less jacked up, but it’s once again a reminder that getting older sucks.

DATELINE: The Street Profits won the tag team titles from Rollins & Murphy on RAW. Really? Them?

DATELINE: Elimination Chamber had another match added to the barn-burner of a show and I don’t know how we’re gonna contain all the excitement. Updated lineup after the RAW go-home episode:

• Elimination Chamber match: Shayna Baszler vs. Asuka vs. Natalya vs. Ruby Riott vs. Liv Morgan vs. Sarah Logan (winner challenges for Becky Lynch’s Raw Women’s Championship at WrestleMania 36)
• Elimination Chamber match: SmackDown Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison defending against The New Day, The Usos, Dolph Ziggler & Robert Roode, The Lucha House Party, and Heavy Machinery
• Intercontinental Champion Braun Strowman defending against Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn & Cesaro in a handicap match
• Raw Tag Team Champions The Street Profits defending against Seth Rollins & Murphy
• No DQ match: AJ Styles vs. Aleister Black

Like what even is the main event in that trash heap of a card?

Anyway, I got nothing else to offer this morning. Here’s Being the Elite.