WWE Friday Night Party Thread, Episode 21 — LA VITA BELLA

We made it!

So it looks like it’s Get People In The Hall Of Fame season. With that in mind, A Moment of Bliss will have the Bella Twins as their four guests tonight. (What? They’re both pregnant. What did you think I meant?) It’s been heavily rumored that this will result in announcing them as Hall Of Famers, a rumor that has made people very Mad Online because the Bellas were the old guard the women’s revolution was supposed to knock out. As a reminder, wrestling is a work.

(Side note: Davey Boy Smith and John Bradshaw Layfield are also said to be going in. I may have to watch the HOF ceremony just to hear JBL’s speech. His inductions of the Briscoes, Ron Simmons, and Teddy Long were amazing. The dude can give a speech, lemme tell ya.)

Meanwhile, it’s official that Goldberg will face the Fiend at In Your Mosque: Riyadh or Die. (I wish I could remember which of you weirdos coined this so I can give you credit.) But something like this needs the proper build-up. And that means Goldberg will be on SmackDown tonight! He might even be in the building, who knows?

As for the actual roster (what a concept), Carmella and Naomi have a match tonight. Carmella is the resident #1 contender for the SmackDown Women’s Championship, but she lost her match to Bay Lee Billionaire last week. So now Naomi wants her turn; why not have the top 2 contenders go at it? Sounds like a plan!

There’s an NBA doubleheader on ESPN. Or if you want to kill two hours with wrestling in front of a HAPPY crowd, go check out my review of Hoppy Place before watching it in the IWTV archives!

Internet Burn of the Week goes to CM Punk, who — when someone suggested Saudi Arabia get an XFL team — said they should be named the Riyadh Bone Saws.

All right, everyone, we’ve been over the rules. I expect you to follow Scott’s orders at all times. No porn, no personal attacks; let’s keep it clean. Now shake hands and come out swinging. Enjoy the weekend!

LET’S GET IT ON!