Rants

The Failure of Smackdown FoxYou Edition

By Scott Keith on October 5, 2019

So how do we get Brock on weekly TV on a regular basis? By paying a guy who legit beat his ass to lose in a fake fight to him the same way Hulk Hogan paid Warrior big bucks to lose to Hogan!

Oh and we bury Kofi so badly even Zach Ryder most likely feels pity for him

And we don't even get half the old timers on Smackdown FoxYou edition #1. But we do get a ton of the same old bullshit that has been driving fans away.

Also, no fucking CM Punk? Or at the very least, no HHH coming out to address the public to basically apologize for the fact that everyone was expecting Punk and publicly giving a groveling apology to Punk to bury the hatchet?

But hey, at least we got Bray Wyatt cosplaying as Will Sasso and Corey Taylor! Cause kids love Slipknot and Mad TV! Think of the synergy!

At this point, I almost welcome a world where Cody "Pulling A Charles Dexter Ward in real time" Rhodes is our wrestling overlords. Can't be worse than the WWE and their crap.

Jesse Baker

Wait, wait, wait…why are we expecting CM Punk again?

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