FASTLANE 2019 Open Thread

It’s time for the single most unnecessary Pay-Per-View ever invented, WWE Fastlane 2019!

Your big matches include Daniel Bryan vs. Kevin Owens for the WWE Title in a match no one asked for; The Shield making a surprise return and having to justify themselves against Baron Corbin; and Becky Lynch facing Charlotte Flair in an outcome that better be academic.

But who cares; it’s all fake, right, Ronda?

…yeah, I’m back from training and exhausted. Talk amongst yourselves; I’ll be too busy watching AAF and Rugby.