How will Big Steph go over Rousey at Mania?
By Scott Keith on March 27, 2018
Obviously Rousey needs to earn her dues in the WWE. How will Steph triumph at Mania? tap out or a KO?
Kurt Angle will accidentally come out with his shoelaces tied together because he's a big moron, and trip and fall into Ronda, who then gets pedigreed and sells it for 10 minutes while HHH and Stephanie point to the sign. Then Paul Heyman comes out because he's randomly Ronda's new manager and begs for mercy, but HHH gives him a low blow and Steph pedigrees him. Ronda miraculously wakes up and slaps Stephanie, so that no one can say Steph didn't sell for the new girl, and then passes out due to a delayed concussion from the original pedigree, while three referees come in and simultaneously declare that she's medically unable to continue, plus knocked out, plus she tapped out while falling to the mat as well and thus Stephanie becomes the first person to win by simultaneous knockout, tapout and ref stoppage.
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