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*YOU* vs Brock

By Scott Keith on November 22, 2017


Come on. You’re 6’10” or whatever, so you’re at least
A) twice Finns size
B) a fresher face than Kane

Plus you wear Tapout shirts so you’re *at least* as credible an MMA fighter as Shane. 😉

*And* you live in the same province!! You oughta get your agent on this…

If this turns you into the 7’1” Ellsworth I bear no responsibility



To be fair, I got rid of my Tapout shirts years ago. Xtreme Couture is my douchebag fashion of choice. It'll be a short match because he'll give me one suplex and then my knee will give out and I'll be left laying on the mat like a turtle on its back. -***

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