Saturday Night’s Main Thread Event

This weekend, it’s apes v spiders at the box office!

The majority of the Mae Young Classic was taped a couple of days back and it sounds like quite the tournament.

I should have a new column on Sporting News about people who should have turned, but didn’t, sometime on Monday. Assuming I actually write it this weekend. We’re trying to prep the house to sell it and it SUCKS. A man needs more than one bathroom with two females in the house, though!

Talk about all the stuff here tonight!