Rock n roll vs midnight

So Scott, I previously brought up Bobby Eaton getting inducted in the HOF and noticed your comments regarding Ricky Morton.

So who do you feel was the better team or most worthy of praise? Obviously the Midnights had the advantage of multiple members while rock n roll was just Gibson and Morton.

But let’s say we take just your prime version of Midnight (it’s Eaton and Sweet Stan with Cornette…no question in my book), who do you feel is better? And why?

​Come on, that’s like forcing your child to fight with the family pet in some sort of bizarre gladiatorial combat on Twitch in order to determine who is most loved by the parents. That would just be sick and twisted! Theoretically speaking. I mean, it’s not like I’ve ever done that. Honest. Back off already! Haven’t you ever heard the phrase "innocent until proven guilty"? My lawyer advises me of it all the time, so I think I’m an expert. So let’s just turn down the third degree here and move on, because this conversation is getting entirely too close to home. Allegedly. In fact, I don’t even have a Twitch account. So really, you can’t PROVE anything. In fact, I kind of dispute that the legal system has any real jurisdiction over people anyway. I mean, did I vote for any of those judges? I don’t think so. So who are these "judges" to judge me? So, uh, in conclusion, DINO BRAVO SUCKS.

Whew, I think they bought it. Wait, did I think that or type it? ​