Matt Sydal/Evan Bourne: Worthless Degenerate or D

So with the recent news post about Matt Sydal/Evan Bourne doing time in jail in Japan for pot possession, I have to ask: What the fuck is wrong with him?


Was Sydal/Bourne ALWAYS a worthless degenerate pot smoking idiot and somehow only managed to fuck up with his drug addiction problem when he joined the WWE and had to start pissing in a cup? Or did he deevolve into degeneracy once he got into the WWE as far as his career dying before it even began after being king of the indies, to the point that Zach Ryder on his worst day had a better career than he did and having to watch fellow indie darlings like Daniel Bryan and CM Punk or legacy brat Cody Rhodes go on to have legendary careers while he rotted away as a jobber as far as becoming a degenerate pothead to cope with his career turning to shit as quickly and completely as it did?

​Wow, Jesse Baker bringing the HOT FIRE this morning.

The Japanese are a lot more intolerant of pot smoking than most cultures, in the same sense that Trump is more intolerant ​of Mexicans than most people, so his jail time might be a TAD overblown. That being said, he’s a guy who was well known for not only paying the "pot tax" in WWE frequently, but also getting Wellness’d for synthetic pot, which is an actual illegal drug. So you’d think he’d know better before booking trips to Japan and carrying his shit with him.