Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries

Scott,

I know you’ve been waiting for this one. Here’s my full review of the new Cheetos Chicken Fries from Burger King.

http://www.danimalcrossing.com/burger-king-cheetos-chicken-fries-review/

​We don’t get this shit in Canada. Thank god. Like, the mac and cheese abominations I can kind of understand because they actually serve those as appetizers in the fancy movie theater here, so that was sort of categorizable as a real food, even sprinkled with radioactive orange Cheetos dust. But chicken fries from Burger King aren’t even composed from anything resembling meat in the first place. Is it a chicken strip or a fry? MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

No buys. I’ll stay in Canada where we just make poutine out of everything when in doubt. Taco time mexi-fries as poutine? Bring it on. Poutine with bacon on it? Why the fuck not? Baked potato done as poutine? I’ll take two. Or if I’m Kevin Owens, three or four.