Tuesday BOD Raw Tuesday

This has nothing to do with the WWE.

Back in the loading dock, Justice Gray is extremely pissed off. Rockstar Gary and Big D approach.
Gary: Justice, man, what’s going on?
Justice: We were supposed to have Hell in a Cell this week!
Big D: Yeah, it’s gonna be awesome! Me and Rockstar have been drinking all day and we’re ready!
Rockstar belches loudly. Justice sighs.
Justice: Bobby sent half the roster to a Haunted House in Mississippi! He said it was for research purposes!
Rockstar: Research for what?
Justice: How the hell am I supposed to know? All I know is that we lost contact with the Educated Negro Ensemble almost immediately, and Mears is making so much money from that damned BBQ truck with those hillbillies down there that he might never come back!
Big D: Is Macklin using his special sauce?
Justice: Please shut up.
Rockstar: So we have Hell in a Cell next week. Awesome! I can barely stand anyway, so I’ll have time to recover!
Justice: (Sighing) Damnit Bobby. (He pulls out his phone) Hey, Jobber? I have a question for you.

We’ve only got one writer this week, so that means that it’s time for a shorter than usual (but still better than TNA; hey, Raw was decent this week, so I’m letting them be) Tuesday BOD Raw Tuesday!

We’re backstage with Wade Michael and his very special guest, Matthew Maynard Adams.

Wade Michael: (eyeing Adams and sighing) Is there a point to asking you a question, Matthew?
Adams stares down at him and shakes his head, walking off. Wade turns back to the camera.
Wade Michael: Ladies and gentlemen, your #1 contender for the World Title at Hell in a Cell. Turning to other matters, I’ve been told that tonight, John Petuka and Kbjone will be face to face in the ring before Sunday’s match….
Kbjone has joined Wade with his trusty chair and a big smile on his face.
Kbjone: Wade, buddy! How are ya? Say a big hello to my partner for Sunday! (He holds up his chair.) But tonight, I’ve been told that I get the chance to be in the ring with my former partner from the UMX, Mr. John Petuka! And let me tell you something, it’s been a long road to get back to each other, a long way, but I’m confident we’ll work this thing out! As for you, Wade; (He swings his chair back and Wade yelps and cowers) just kidding, my man! I wouldn’t hit you with a chair, would I?
Kbjone turns to walk away, shaking his head. Wade Michael turns back towards the camera, sweating but seemingly relieved…until kbjone turns around and FLATTENS Wade with the chair! Wade Michael is down! Kbjone giggles and strolls away, chair in hand!

Earlier today, Abeyance was greeted at the BOD Arena by AndyPG

Abeyance: Just call it down the middle, Andy. That’s all I’m asking for.
AndyPG: I plan to, I promise.
Abeyance: You know that he needs to be stopped, Andy. I’m going to be the one to do it.
AndyPG: Vinson is a lot of things, but he’s never been…
Abeyance: What? Never been what? Because if you were going to say selfless, or giving, or anything along those lines, I’d agree. But he’s lost it, Andy. He used me against Cult, he used you against me and Biff, and the only one who ever gets hurt in the end is the people around him. He never does! It’s time that he learned some consequences for his attitude.
AndyPG: I know what you’re saying, but I think that you’re projecting a bit there, Abeyance.
Abeyance: What do you mean?
AndyPG: Everyone knows that you always wanted to be Vinson, man. There’s no shame in it, but face it; if you had been able to hang onto the belt, you might have ended up just like him. Why WERE you willing to follow him into Wargames? You could have just demanded your rematch, but instead you made the choice to follow him again. The truth is that you wanted to be Vinson so badly, you couldn’t see what wa-
Abeyance grabs AndyPG and pushes him against the wall!
Abeyance: That’s enough, Andy. Enough.
AndyPG shoves him back!
AndyPG: Put your hands on me again, Abeyance. I dare you.
They stare each other down uneasily as Abeyance backs into the BOD Arena door. Andy sighs when he’s out of sight.

Matthew Maynard Adams vs Travis Banks

Banks has been trying to make a name for himself, but this may not go well for him. He charges Adams with a running forearm, but Adams no-sells it and rips Banks’ head off with a lariat. He calmly picks Travis up…Adamsmasher! The pinfall is academic.

Adams looks to leave the ring as usual, but the BOD Tron flickers to life! Biff Kensington would like you to know that his client, Hoss, will be available to defend the BOD World Title at Hell in a Cell. Let’s go to the Baskins Robbins corporate headquarters, where Biff stands and Hoss eats.

Biff: There will be no surprises at Hell in a Cell, BOD. Hoss will be ready to go, And when that coward Robert Davis shows his face, I plan to have him arrested! As for you, Adams, you didn’t deserve this title shot, and Kensington Enterprises will make sure that you never get one again! (He turns to the men in suits standing behind him) Make sure Hoss has all the ice cream he needs, damnit! That’s what I’m paying you for! Biff has spoken!

Adams stands and stares at the Tron for a moment, then calmly walks to the back. The former Adam Curry gets his title shot next week at Hell in a Cell!

Spotlight! Second Spotlight! There they are, the Future Kings, John Petuka and Peyton_Drinking! Petuka takes a deep breath and raises his arm – bang! The banner has been unfurled! “BODMania III….starring John Petuka” HE POINTS TO THE SIGN! MAIN EVENT BOUND! He turns to Peyton, who raises his arm for the second banner. “With…Peyton_Drinking” unfurls with another loud bang! He starts to make his way to the ring, but Petuka stops him and points to the back; it looks like Petuka is going to the ring alone! The spotlight follows him as he makes the rounds on the turnbuckles, but he looks nervous as he poses, eyeing the crowd.

The lights come back up, and from the crowd, there he is! Kbjone and his trusty chair slide into the ring, and he grabs a mic, Petuka has one as well! Time for the UMX to have it out!

Petuka: Look, I have no idea how to start his. So let me try this; what’s been going on with you, man?
Kbjone: It’s all for you, John! Don’t you get it?
Petuka: Hey, I appreciate that you’ve been trying to help, don’t get me wrong. We were a great team! One of the greatest in BOD history! But that time is over for me now, kb. I’m looking for bigger and better things, and I don’t see that happening unless I worry about John Petuka.
Kbjone: That’s why it’s all for you, John! That’s why I do what I do, because I realized that it’s all about Petuka!
Petuka: That’s not…that’s not what I meant.
Kbjone: Really, John? Did I have it all wrong, John? Because, see, I remember you telling me that you were going out on your own….by hitting me in the back, John.
Petuka looks nervous, eyeing the chair of kbjone. Kb catches him looking, smiles, and tosses the chair out of the ring.
Kbjone: There, now we don’t have to worry about that distraction! Don’t worry, my partner for Hell in a Cell will be fine.
Petuka: Do you really want to fight at Hell in a Cell? Do you? Can we settle this here, now? Just have you stop attacking Peyton and get you to move on?
Kbjone: Peyton. Now that’s interesting, John. Why bring up Patton? He won’t be an issue for us after Sunday, will he?
Petuka: I’m just trying to help out one of the younger guys. You used to feel the same way.
Kbjone: Really. (He starts to walk towards Petuka, who backs towards a corner) Well, John, let me tell you what it looks like to me. It looks like you needed someone that you could control to do your dirty work, John. (He pauses) You know, John, it’s funny – you asked me why I’m doing what I’m doing. Well, the way I see it, there’s a few theories, aren’t there? (Petuka is pressed up against the turnbuckles at this point, kbjone right on top of him) Maybe I’m just sad that we broke up, John, and I’m trying to win you back. Mayyybee, I’m trying out new personalities for a run of my own, and you’re just a test case for that. Perhaps, just perhaps, I’ve gone stark raving mad! Just completely insane, crrrraaaazzyyy! (He turns and looks Petuka dead in the eyes and puts his finger on his chest) Or, and this might just be the wildest theory, there’s a chance that I’m actually an insanely brilliant sociopath who’s been slowly lulling you into a false sense of security, like I would never hurt you, my former partner, until you let your guard down and I (taps chest of Petuka) take (taps chest) my (taps chest) revenge (taps chest) on someone who thought I would just roll over and (lets his hands wander up to Petuka’s throat)….die. (He pauses for a moment and sighs. Then a laugh) But who knows! It could be anything, couldn’t it Johnny! All I do know is this; come Hell in a Cell, me and my chair are going to-

BANG! From behind, Peyton_Drinking has hit the ring and leveled kbjone with a pipe! He lays into a fallen kb with kicks while Petuka looks freaked out in the corner….Peyton Raygun on kbjone! He poses to loud boos and calls for Petuka to join in. Petuka shakes his head, he’s having none of it! He motions to Peyton to get out of the ring, and they head to the back, leaving kbjone unconscious! Petuka still looks like he’s seen a ghost!

Abeyance has come out, and it’s time for the main event!

Abeyance vs Extant1979

That’s the music of the A+ Champ for this non-title match, but I don’t see him anywhere! Abeyance looks confused….but from behind it’s Jef Vinson! He jumps Abeyance with a chair and lays him out! Vinson is taking it to Abeyance! He sends him to the barricade and hits him again with the chair! To the post! Abeyance is busted wide open! He’s losing blood rapidly as Vinson shows no mercy, ripping at the cut with his fingers and getting a DDT on the concrete floor! He picks Abeyance up and tosses him back into the ring, Abeyance prone on the canvas. Up to the top rope, beautiful Savage flying elbow on Abeyance! The mat is stained with Abeyance’s blood! The crowd is starting to get uncomfortable with this merciless beating. And here’s AndyPG, and he’s trying to get Vinson to stop! He’s screaming at Jef, who hasn’t let up at all. Piledriver by Vinson! Again! And now Andy is in the ring, and he’s grabbing Vinson…Vinson levels him with a back elbow! “YOU THINK YOU’RE EVER GOING TO BE ME? EITHER OF YOU? I’M JEF VINSON!!!!!” He goes back to work on Abeyance, setting him on the top rope….superplex by Vinson! And now even Vinson’s valet is trying to get him to stop as Vinson has an insane look in his eyes, just mounting Abeyance and teeing off on him with rights and lefts, beating him to a bloody pulp! She finally manages to pull him off as AndyPG also comes flying into the frame, putting himself between Vinson and Abeyance as Vinson’s valet gets in-between THEM, as they look to come to blows! Finally, Vinson backs off, posing to loud boos and grabbing a microphone.

Vinson: That’s what happens, Abeyance. I warned you what would happen if you signed that contract. As for YOU (he points at AndyPG), you better do the right thing at Hell in a Cell, Andy. For your sake. Otherwise….(He points down at Abeyance, who is still unconscious)

Vinson and his valet leave, his valet looking uncomfortable as Vinson continues yelling at the ring, while a stretcher comes out for the bloody mess that is Abeyance. Will he even be able to compete? What will happen at Hell in a Cell?