Yay Sports

With the hockey season about to start, do you think a team from Canada will actually takes home the Stanley Cup? It hasn’t happened since 1993, you know the last year the Blue Jays won the World Series. Maybe you’ll ll will end both streaks this year, OR maybe the Cardinals and Blackhawks will keep the dirty Canadians away for MERICA.

You can keep your free health care!

USA USA USA

​I hope Jose Bautista hits a home run right through the screen during the World Series and into your cold, cold heart.

Also, are they giving out Stanley Cup rings for rape now? Because maybe the Blackhawks can win some of those this year, too. ​