Cena’s evil family!

I just read that Brie and Nikki’s mom is marrying John Laurinaitis!!! That means he’s a few rings away from being John Cena AND Daniel Bryan’s father in law! How is it publicly known that Cena (basically the jockiest jock in jocksville) is dating the queen B (head cheerleader) and NOW evil Johnny could be family and he’s still not a heel! I know I know, this isn’t a heel Cena email, but doesn’t this write itself for a Cena/Bryan Wrestlemania feud forced to fight over contrived Bella family drama.

​I haven’t heard that one myself, but I think the universe might implode if it actually happens, so we should probably post snipers on the roof of the chapel just in case. ​I feel like he’ll suck the personality out of Bryan and Cena just by being around them too much and I don’t want to take the chance.