BoD Payback
By Scott Keith on June 2, 2015
This has nothing to do with the WWE
This is a BoD Network Exclusive
Justice Gray is backstage. He asks were Rockstar Gary and Average Joe Everyman are as he learns from an assistant that Bobby accidentally flew half of the roster to Montana by accident. Justice cant believe this as his 6-man Title match is off of the table for tonight, and the card is short on matches. Bobby walks by with a Snickers bar and jokes about Justice having “cruiserweight thighs” as he laughs hysterically.
Marv Cresto & Art Macklin vs. Fat Otters
Yo yo yo, microwave that bacon and pop in Citizen Kane for the first time ever as the Fat Otters are here. Speaking of here, Marv has taken time out of his bust day which includes smoking pot and watching Netflix in his garage to be here. His partner, Art, comes in through the stands because he is fucking fearless!!!!!! Match starts with the Fat Otters jumping their opponents as soon as they enter. Caliber has Art up for the squat rack crack but he escapes then shoves Caliber into Meekin, who spills outside. Marv then beats on Caliber as Art takes him down from behind. Meekin tries to re-enter but Art takes him out with a baseball slide so fearless it reminded Marv of Joey Cora then Marv puts Caliber in the Liontamer, or as he calls it, the Seattle Supersonic. Art then stands over Caliber and puts him in a chinlock and turns off the stove because the eggs are burnt as Art & Marv are the winners.
Backstage in his office, Bobby Bayless is sipping on some strawberry Quik and eating Combos. In come TimeandtheRani & Dean Andrews, along with Peyton Drinking & Jose Gomez. They are wearing their Cowboys and Indians uniforms. Bobby looks around with glee then shuts the door. Brian Bayless walks by and picks up a sheet of paper off the ground. He looks it over and appears to be in shock. He then knocks on his cousin’s door but all we can hear is “Baby, You a Rich Man” from the Fat Boys.
Before we show, lets see what took place at the Anchor Cheese BoD Fanzone.
Kaptain Kiwi is in his new captain’s uniform on a horse as the Anchor Cheese execs all look at their big successful spokesman. In the corner, the brothers Garea attempt to face-time each other by using their iPhones. All of a sudden, Extant1979 walks into the area and grabs a bunch of flyers.
Extant: (pulls out his glasses then reads the flyers. A look of disgust appears on his face) After reading this garbage, I have one thing to say (rips up the flyers) IT NEEDS BETTER EDITING!!!!!!!!!!! (Looks over the Anchor Cheese execs in the room) You (points at Johnny Garea), did you edit this shit!!!!!!!! I didnt know they made them that dumb in Australia. If I didnt know any better, I’d say you are from Pittsfield.
Kiwi: (stares blankly at Extant)
All of a sudden, Nick Piers comes through, holding copies of his books. He looks at his former partner then laughs.
Piers (To Extant) You know, I’d let you edit my book but unlike yourself, my writing gets published. People actually read it too, something else you know nothing about.
Extant: You think you are funny, don’t you.
PrimeTime Ten walks in, wearing his Wayne Gretzky jersey.
PrimeTime: I look at you three and I see Alexandre Daigle, Daniel Dore, and Cam Barker. All busts who are nothing. I AM WAYNE GRETZKY!!!!! (raises his hands in victory and now pumps fists as if he scored a goal)
Sir Tony: (has had enough). ALL THREE OF YA LADS SHUT YER MOUTHS. YOU ALL CANT BEAT MY BOY KIWI IN ANYTHING NEVERMIND A WRESTLING MATCH. AND NEXT WEEK, IF HE GETS PINNED, I’LL GIVE THE WINNER FULL CONTROL OF ANCHOR CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone immediately stops. Anchor Cheese is by far the global leader in canned processed cheddar cheese. This is an unbelievable offer).
Adam Curry vs Murph – ‘Party in your Mouth Tommy Rich Tribute match’
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