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Rev Rock

By Scott Keith on May 24, 2015

http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/instantawesome-therockwedding-150521/that-dwayne-rock-johnson-surprised-fan-officiating-wedding

As if The Rock wasn't already on the Mount Rushmore of Pure Awesomeness.

I don't think there is any argument that Rock is the greatest choice to officiate a wedding. But which 3 wrestling personalities would you think would be the next best options?


My list:
  1. Macho Man – The guests wouldn't understand him, but he would raise his voice at just the right times
  2. Bobby Heenan – Just for the option to cut down every crazy member of the family
  3. Ric Flair – While he'd be looking WAY too closely at the bride, I think ultimately he'd do the right thing and go through with the ceremony.
Dead last would be Shawn Michaels, who would actually go through with what Ric Flair is thinking.
​I think Bobby would be better suited to hosting the wedding or giving the best man speech. Really I doubt anyone is going to top the Rock in this kind of battle. I would definitely allow the Reverend Slick to officiate my wedding. ​

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