Zanatudes BoD Rumble

In 2014, an anonymous poster had a dream:  that thirty other anonymous posters would get together and pretend that thirty other men were pretend fighting in their place for the right to be called the best Blog of Doom poster in the world.

Next Sunday…that dream will become reality, at the First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational!

The rules are simple.  The thirty brave souls that agreed to be a part of this will each receive a number.  This number corresponds with the entry number of an entrant in WWE’s January 26th Royal Rumble match.  The Blog of Doomer (or “Blog Otter”, as they were once popularly known) that matches up with the wrestler that wins the Royal Rumble will win the First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational.

To ensure fairness, the random draw was conducted today under the direct supervision of the law firm Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.  OK, actually, nobody supervised me.  I took the entrants in the order I received and went to http://www.random.org/lists/?mode=advanced to create the list, using the randomization phrase “First Annual Zanatude Royal Rumble Invitational”, so you are free to recreate the results for yourself if you’re a stickler for fairness.

And now, here are the entry numbers of your thirty competitors!

The Ironmen:

1. AmericanWolves02
2. Paul Moseley
3. Stuart_Chartlock
4. ThePat
5. LScisco

No Chance (that’s what you got):

6. The Cooler
7. Kyle Warne
8. cultstatus
9. Knowwon Attawi
10. Stephen Jones
11. OfficerFarva
12. jobber123
13. Fistic Glory
14. Stever Ferrari
15. Your_Favourite_Loser

Longshots:

16. Stranger in the Alps
17. JohnPetuka
18. kylelitke
19. Andree Dean
20. PATRICKisLEGEND

Favorites:

21. Matt Hayden
22. YJ2310
23. Power_of_Hogans_HOF_Ring
24. MrJustinB
25. nebb28
26. ABeyAnce1

THE COVETED SPOT OF CHAMPIONS!!!:

27. ziggaman730

Injured Guys That Can’t Go Long But Might Win It Anyway:

28. Sirplss
29. Charlie Owens
30. Knuckleberry Pinn

Just to make it interesting, I will let the winner choose their choice of one of following three prizes:

1. A Sony $10 PlayStation Network Card
2. A $10 Xbox Gift Card
3. A slightly used 2013 Tesla Model S

Good luck, and may the luckiest blog poster win!

  – Zanatude

P.S. Unfortunately, I see from out my window that the Tesla has just spontaneously burst into flames.