QOTD 56: Did you hear the one about German Sausages?

They’re the wurst.

Or the one about the skunk? It stunk.

I heard a rumor that if you outlaw puns, then only outlaws would have puns.

She gave me the broken pencil, but I didn’t get the point.

How many feet in a yard? Depends how many people are standing in it.

I’ve waited long enough, it’s time for the GREAT PUN SHARE A PALOOZAAAAAAAA. Share a pun! Any pun! Fun puns, dumb puns, honey puns, and yummy puns! Ready? Go! (Regular jokes welcome too)