The Genetic Jackhammer Pounds the Feds…

Whoa, busy day all around these parts yesterday.  Good shit on the HBK what if. Loved the thread.  Most of these “what ifs” are fun to speculate, but have only a few real plausible scenarios.  Pre Jesus HBK was such an unpredictable blackhole of destruction, chaos, and talent that almost every scenario you guys laid out I could see unfolding.  Interesting stuff.

Im gonna try to throw in some WcW questions to even it out but got this one from “kbjone” and wanted to run with it…

What if Vince McMahon is found gulity in 1994?  Things to consider…

– Vince was indicted on Nov. 19, 1993.  He was found not guilty on July 22, 1994 (just for a time reference, WM X was in 94.)  He was facing a maximum sentence of 11 years, speculation is he would have done 2-4 years, a 2 million dollar fine, and the seizure of Titan Towers.

– Does Linda do well leading the WWF?  What changes does she make to the company?

– Do wrestlers freak out and jump to WcW?

– Does Turner see an opening and do everything he can to weaken and eventually destory WWF while Vince is gone?

– Does Vince start a “Kiss My Ass Club” in jail?

– If WWF does hang on until Vince is released, does Vince ever take a prominent role on tv or strictly stay behind the scenes when he comes back? Does Vince ever push to go public, or does the stigma from being a convicted felon concince them to stay private?

I know I missed other scenarios, but go in any direction you like.

*Personal sidebar.  Just to weigh in on a sentiment a fair amount of you seemed to have yesterday.  I think all the posters here are “heard.”  While wrestling is the obvious interest we all share, theres is only so much “Why isnt Bryan getting the rocket push” stuff I can read, so enjoy and encourage the other random conversations that go on here.  I equate it to going to a sports bar to watch a game, sure youre there to watch the game, but youre not going to talk strictly about sports the entire time you are there.

* My girlfriend just sent me “tub girl” in an email but retitled it “my hot friend.”  I want to fucking gouge my eyeballs out now.

Tootaloo motherfluckers