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Hypothetical Answer

By Scott Keith on October 6, 2013

Weeks before Wrestlemania 30 John Cena comes out and puts over The Undertaker as the man he respects the most out of the locker room. “But I’m going to break the streak.” 

Wrestlemania 30.  Back and forth match. Cena gets Taker in the STF. He makes it to the ropes. Cena hits the AA. Taker kicks out. Undertaker’s thinking old school. Cena counters and climbs the  2nd turnbuckle. Attitude Adjustment from the top! Undertaker kicks out. Taker and the ref bump into each other and both are down. Cena looks down at the ref then back at Taker. He repeats this for what seems like forever trying to make up his mind. He goes to check on the referee and wake him up. Nope, he’s out. He turns back to Taker. Suddenly Cena’s facial expression turns into a scowl. He reaches in his jorts and pulls out brass knux still staring down Taker with an angry look. Taker slowly makes his way to his feet and turns around and Cena blasts him. Taker is knocked out in the center of the ring. Cena leans over him. You can’t see me. Five Knuckle Shuffle with the brass knux. Covers him and the ref slowly crawls over. 1.. 2.. 3.  Trash fills the ring in disgust.

The next night on Raw Triple H comes out and says he just can’t allow the ultra-prestigious streak to end that way and brings out the ref who reverses the decision and declares Cena disqualified. Triple H books a rematch for Wrestlemania 31.. in a Hell In A Cell match.

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This is either the worst or best troll ever.  Can’t decide which one yet.

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