QOTD – August 28th, 2013

Greetings. “Normally, my prospects of coming back alive from a meeting with Nicky
were 99 out of 100. But this time, when I heard him say “a couple of
hundred yards down the road”, I gave myself 50-50″

Today’s question comes from a Mr. Elmo Machete.

Not sure if this has been used as a topic before, but trying to get
through that Samoa Joe/Necro Butcher match the other day got me thinking
about something my friends & I were talking about the other day:
who did we each think was the absolute WORST wrestler, the one without
even the tiniest hint of skill, that we’d ever seen perform?

I
myself settled on New Jack. I’m literally shocked that anyone has ever
let him inside a wrestling ring (even though when near one, he doesn’t
often stay inside for long). Can’t stand him, never could, can’t believe
he’s ever been booked anywhere. By anyone. Don’t think I’ve ever seen
him do an actual wrestling move. Your (and the Blog’s) picks? 

New Jack is a pretty good selection, and once you said you’re not sure
if you’ve ever seen him do a wrestling move, I had to think about that
myself. I can’t think of anything either. Just hitting people with
things. Although I’ve never seen his Smokey Mountain work.

Now,
even though New Jack is terrible, he was at least charismatic, and could
at least move quickly, unlike The Great Khali. He moved like a slug,
and literally did nothing but chops, kicks, and his pancake slam. He was
the most boring motherfucker, and the worst wrestler in history. Of
course, what did they do? They not only pushed him to the tippy top,
gave him his own gimmick match, but he pinned The Undertaker with ONE
FOOT! Thankfully they just keep him in the undercard now, which I’m
happy with because he’s a fantastic human being, and does a lot for his
people, so I want him employed, just not in the main event.

Of course, there’s also DeBo, best known to you people as Zeus…

How say you?