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WWE and Tim Tebow

By Scott Keith on May 5, 2013

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/could-tim-tebow-join-wwe-181400311.html

The whole thing is a mooot point anyway; Tebow's surrounded by ultra-right wing asshole handlers (like his mom) who'd never let him associate with the WWE, even if Tebow wanted to.

And what would the WWE do with him anyway? He's too associated with the Jets and New York for Faux Bostonite Cena and more so, would only amplify the X-Pac heat Cena has got going for him, given how most football fans hate Tebow and that Tebow's as fake and self-absorbed jerk-like as John "exploiting sick children for selfish gains" Cena. And I don't think a Fundie like Tebow would agree to work with Undertaker or even Kane. And pairing him with Danial Bryan would just have Danial upstage him, same with Ziggler. Punk is MIA, Jericho has de-evolved into 100% jobber fodder and again, would upstage Tebow. Randy Orton is too much loose cannon (and would probably not be vetted by Tebow's people given Orton's backstage history) and Del Rio doesn't work, since Tebow's target audience are the folks who support the right wing political views being mocked by Swagger and Dutch Mandell.

That leaves them pairing him with Sheamus and doing Sheamus and Tebow Vs The Big Show. Which would make fans grown….

Jesse Baker

Yeah, I think we've covered before that I don't pay attention to sports outside of hockey, so I have no idea who Tim Tebow is.

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