A Top 4 From Caliber Winfield
By Scott Keith on April 9, 2012
Hey guys. First off, I want to say thank you for all those who read my article from last week and had kind words to say. I really appreciate that. Thank you. Now, this week we have another classic from Str8 Gangster, No Chaser. For those who have read it before, it’s better the 2nd time around, and to those who haven’t read it yet, I hope you enjoy it.
Wrestling fans can be some annoying people. In this article I’m gonna talk about what I think is
the most annoying BS that they pull at live events.
the most annoying BS that they pull at live events.
4. Misspelled Signs – OK,
so you’re going to make a sign for a live event. There’s no harm in
that. You want your favorite wrestler to know that you love them. Heck, who knows, Kelly Kelly may see your sign and take up on your offer of marriage. You’re
stoked as you wait for things to get rolling. You enjoy the matches
that go on before the main event, and then it happens, here comes your hero!
Time to lift that sign up on high, so he can look over and see that you
“Heart Brett Hart!” or that “Cane Is #1!” or you’re proclaiming “Go Jon
Cena, Go!”.
so you’re going to make a sign for a live event. There’s no harm in
that. You want your favorite wrestler to know that you love them. Heck, who knows, Kelly Kelly may see your sign and take up on your offer of marriage. You’re
stoked as you wait for things to get rolling. You enjoy the matches
that go on before the main event, and then it happens, here comes your hero!
Time to lift that sign up on high, so he can look over and see that you
“Heart Brett Hart!” or that “Cane Is #1!” or you’re proclaiming “Go Jon
Cena, Go!”.
Seriously? How dumb are you? How lazy are you that you can’t be bothered to look up the proper spelling? Funny thing is, as I was working on this I was
watching WWE Supertape 92, and there was a Bret Hart match. Well, a person had
a sign letting ‘Bret Heart’ know he was number 1.
watching WWE Supertape 92, and there was a Bret Hart match. Well, a person had
a sign letting ‘Bret Heart’ know he was number 1.
Really? Yikes.
3. Bringing Signs To House Shows –
There are no cameras. There for, there’s no freaking point in you
bringing your stupid sign. I mean, do you think that Batista just
HAS TO KNOW…just ABSOLUTELY has to know that you want him to Batista
Bomb you? I find signs annoying at shows or PPVs, but I can understand
the nature of it. At a house show? Really? You have to inconvenience the
people behind you because John Cena must absolutely, positively learn
that you think he sucks? You gotta get that zinger in, no matter what,
huh? You’re an ass. Don’t bring signs to house shows.
There are no cameras. There for, there’s no freaking point in you
bringing your stupid sign. I mean, do you think that Batista just
HAS TO KNOW…just ABSOLUTELY has to know that you want him to Batista
Bomb you? I find signs annoying at shows or PPVs, but I can understand
the nature of it. At a house show? Really? You have to inconvenience the
people behind you because John Cena must absolutely, positively learn
that you think he sucks? You gotta get that zinger in, no matter what,
huh? You’re an ass. Don’t bring signs to house shows.
2. You Screwed Bret! –
Say, did you know that about a TRILLION years ago a couple millionaires
got in a scuffle, and one millionaire didn’t want to lose to the other
millionaire, so one of them was screwed. If you’re a wrestling fan
who’s been into the sport for longer than 5 seconds, you’ve
heard about The Montreal Screwjob.
Say, did you know that about a TRILLION years ago a couple millionaires
got in a scuffle, and one millionaire didn’t want to lose to the other
millionaire, so one of them was screwed. If you’re a wrestling fan
who’s been into the sport for longer than 5 seconds, you’ve
heard about The Montreal Screwjob.
The best thing about it though? Is the
obnoxious jerks who go to a live show, and scream “YOU SCREWED BRET!
YOU SCREWED BRET!” to anyone who ever had anything to do with the
Screwjob. Hell, I’m sure these guys would even yell at fans who were at
the arena that night, because they didn’t rush into the ring or
something. Are you a guy who once saw Shawn Micheal’s mailman? Well,
don’t show up to a live event, because some Canadian wrestling [no offense to my fellow Canadians who just enjoy the show] fans
will let you know that “YOU SCREWED BRET! YOU SCREWED BRET!”.
obnoxious jerks who go to a live show, and scream “YOU SCREWED BRET!
YOU SCREWED BRET!” to anyone who ever had anything to do with the
Screwjob. Hell, I’m sure these guys would even yell at fans who were at
the arena that night, because they didn’t rush into the ring or
something. Are you a guy who once saw Shawn Micheal’s mailman? Well,
don’t show up to a live event, because some Canadian wrestling [no offense to my fellow Canadians who just enjoy the show] fans
will let you know that “YOU SCREWED BRET! YOU SCREWED BRET!”.
1. WHAT? – I’ll be the
first to admit WHAT?! that when Stone Cold WHAT?! started saying WHAT?!
that I thought it was really cool. Hell, I think at a live event
I even did it with the crowd. Of course, this was the early 2000’s, when it was
fresh, and entertaining.
first to admit WHAT?! that when Stone Cold WHAT?! started saying WHAT?!
that I thought it was really cool. Hell, I think at a live event
I even did it with the crowd. Of course, this was the early 2000’s, when it was
fresh, and entertaining.
It’s 2012, and you guys for some reason still think it’s funny, or entertaining to chant “what?!”.
Why would you think this? How obnoxious do you strive to be? It’s almost been 10 years since it was relevant, and Stone Cold
doesn’t even wrestle. So why do you dredges of society still think it’s
really rad to chant that when people are talking?
doesn’t even wrestle. So why do you dredges of society still think it’s
really rad to chant that when people are talking?
If you guys can think of any other petpeeves that wrestling fans do at live events, do share. Thanks for reading.
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